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Much of that humor derives from insecurity, as in Singh’s sketch. He wanted his quarter back!

I had a joke about paper today, but it was tearable.

What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? More like a lifestyle.

Every day is a parade in my world.

Serve looks, not tea.

Keep calm and queer on.

The tea is hot, and so is the gossip.

Flaunt it if you’ve got it, and if you don’t, create it.

Just a queen in a world of pawns.

I’m over the rainbow with excitement!
Life’s a drag, but I work it!
Celebrate diversity?

They kneaded inclusivity!
What’s a bear’s favorite app? Broken drums! Pump-her iron!
Why did the gay robot short-circuit?
Paw-rn!
How do you fix a broken rainbow? So when he drove by, people could say: “Look at that S car go!”
What do you call a happy cowboy? "Dill me in!"
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
What’s the difference between ducks and dine-and-dashers?

A space-sexual!
Why did the bi cyclist swerve?
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Elementree school.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because he had a great fall.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Because they're egg-stinct.
Why do quarterbacks tell obvious jokes?

It smells like carrots over here! When his friends point out his enthusiasm – “he’s smiling!” – he backtracks in a panic: “I hate board games. You look drunk.
How do you stop a bull from charging? They’re already drip-py enough!
How does a queer gardener flirt? The starfish.