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Check Cruisers’ preferences in their profile, look for splash emojis “💦” (a telling sign for piss mongers), or, if all else fails, flat out ask.

Pick the right spot. People on the list serve talk a big game, but no one else has stepped up to host something, including me. Or, turn on the shower while experimenting so it washes away instantly.

CATER TO YOUR TASTES.

After speaking with a number of watersports lovers, most agreed diet plays a vital role in how offensive urine can be to the senses.

So don’t hint, tell. He doesn’t request pictures, thereby barring you from coming if you don’t meet some standard of attractiveness. I mean, drinks, towels, and canapés* at a piss party?) That's going to be extremely awkward.

To be clear, I don't think this is your problem; your host's behavior sounds genuinely annoying.

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TROUGH X: XXI PARTY at Club80 in April. Both partners trust that there won’t be judgement and rejection, which can deepen intimacy and connection.

For most people I chatted with, however, the power dynamics are the biggest draw.

“I’m not against it,” he says of gay marriage. But, it takes the fun out of it when the host doesn’t know when to back off.

Ask your guests to keep it in the tub, pool, or on the tarp. If you are having a moment with someone, he will invariably interrupt and say, “What’s going on here!?” while he horns in on the action.

Without being rude, I’ve tried to make it clear that we were not looking for company, but he doesn’t take the hint.

Urine is only sterile in your bladder. So no matter where you are in that preference, you can personally cater to your pissy patron like a world-class mixologist.

Here’s what many piss lovers found can affect the taste and smell of your pee:

  • Drink more water:This dilutes the waste in urine, making it taste milder and less concentrated.

  • Coconut water:Natural electrolytes help balance pH and can add a slightly sweet taste.

  • Herbal teas: Mild flavors like chamomile or peppermint can subtly affect urine taste.

  • Pineapple: Apparently the holy grail of bodily fluids.

  • Citrus fruits:Reportedly adds a fresh, tangy sweetness.

  • Cinnamon:Can give urine a warmer, spiced note.

If you prefer a stronger urine, consider adding the following to your diet.

  • Asparagus: contains asparagusic acid, which breaks down into sulfuric compounds—that means strong astringent piss.

    When you hear about piss play, you probably think of golden showers—peeing on someone else or getting peed on in a sexual context—but the wide world of watersports is so much more. If you’re feeling extra prepared, use an inflatable kiddie pool, bed pads, or vinyl sheets.

    Ease into it. At this year’s Mardi Gras, organisers specifically told other participants not to heckle Opposition Leader Bill Shorten over Labor’s asylum policy, specifically addressing what would happen to homosexual asylum seekers held and resettled in countries with homophobic laws.

    Hosting a sex party doesn't give someone the right to insert himself into someone else's scene and stupid jokes have the power to kill the mood and murder all the boners.

    So what do you do?

    Well, you could send your host an email or give him a call. Supplement your tub with a couple of kiddie pools on top of some plastic tarp laid down on the living room or basement floor.

    Everyone is friendly enough and there’s the right amount of perversion.

    So what’s the problem?